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all about me
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I ASKED MY FRIENDS TO DESCRIBE ME BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT MYSELF THAT IT WAS HARD TO NARROW DOWN. AND IF YOU’RE WONDERING, YES I AM THAT SELF INDULGENT THAT I ASKED A LOT OF MY FRIENDS TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT ME.
‘laine’ by friends
“One time Laine believed me when I lied and told her I was addicted to crystal meth. And she didn’t even judge me.”
“One time laine took a selfie and sent it to her boyfriend - she didn’t realize that I was in the background naked in the shower!”
“She’s a very scrappy lady, don’t get on her bad side, but if you kill someone who deserved it definitely ask her to help bury the body.”
“One time Laine told me that I reminded her of Carrie Underwood- we quickly became best friends so she’s obviously good at compliments. And making friends.”
“Laine convinced me to tell a group of people I was preg
nant so we could all have a good laugh. It went well.”
“Miss Laine is sassy, sarcastic and has wit so sharp it could kill a man, but every interaction you have with her still lets you know how deeply and genuinely she cares for you.”
i have never met someone in my entire life who takes as many baths as this girl.
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